September 16, 1836

   Today, I have stumbled upon something truly amazing. It's been almost 4 years of exploring the furrboding deserts of Turkey and even then I could not have predicted what lie in wait beneath the sands of these flea-ridden dunes. At noon today I decided to take a walk after the usual handout of chicken and dried yams. All of a sudden the sand gave way and I fell headlong into what seems to be some sort of ancient masouleum. Once the dust cleared and I regained composure, I looked around. looming ahead stood an intricate arch wrapping around an ancient stone door. Inscribed in ancient Aramaic on this arch it reads "Those who enter shall grab their own leash" Two sticks of dynamite later I blasted the door open and a seeminly endless hall bloomed with an alluring light at the end. I cannot tell, but it must either be green or red. The pups and I have gathered supplies and are about to journey into whatever the depths have opened up to us..